Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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