I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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