look no pants
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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