Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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