yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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