just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We talked him into tasing himself.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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