your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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