Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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