1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
pray to the hookup gods
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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