5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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