you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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