As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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