"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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