No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is it penis luge time yet?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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