Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I love having hate sex.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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