what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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