You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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