Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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