im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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