Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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