he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He did a backflip because drugs
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