dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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