things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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