i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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