My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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