if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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