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say what?
wanna hang out?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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