census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
handjob tips. give me some.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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