so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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