Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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