i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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