office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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