We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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