can we get nightvision for the apartment?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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