the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
