Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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