He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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