I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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