apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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