I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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