Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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