This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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