Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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