what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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