Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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