isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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