Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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