Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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