Betty ford says i'm here all night
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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