This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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