I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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