I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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