I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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