Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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