my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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