im about as happy as oj after his trial
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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