You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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